In your vicinity

Every time I am in your vicinity, I catch a new condition.

Here is what you have made me :
Philophobic because of you.
Cingulomanic for you.
Somniphobic through you.
Insomnia, paranoia, hyperventilation… you have taught me.

Your cold might be common but the shiver that you have given me; it’s not common. It’s rare.

You are the cause and you are the cure of my problem..

Alas they couldn’t find the cause and cure of your condition.

~RavS